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So About Tonight...
God, it's been such a long wait. Can you remember what you were doing? Were you even born?Of course you were. Game 7 was June 19th. Are you an infant? If so, go back to bed. Stupid babies.Tonight is...
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Well...Last Week Sure Was Something, Wasn't It?
For those of you that have been following us around the last 10 years, it shouldn't come as a surprise to you that the first thing posted here about the Cubs winning the World Series is going up a...
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A Completely Arbitrary Ranking of the Trumps
I've tried really hard to keep politics away from TMS, lest we turn into the next Deadgawkerspin, but god damn it, we have a new first family coming in and everyone likes rankings. So here, have a...
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Profiles in Doubt: TMS Watches the World Series
Like most of you, I've spent every hour since November 2 drifting on a sea of endorphins - with only some of that coming from monstrous beer intake. The Cubs did it! They won the World Series and we...
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Breaking News: Carrie Fisher Fired as Head Coach of the Buffalo Bills
ORCHARD PARK - The Buffalo Bills have relieved Head Coach Carrie Fisher of her head coaching duties. Fisher was 15-16 in her Bills career. Heaven needed another angel.
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Miguel Montero Is Dead To Me
It's one of the oldest parenting tropes in pop culture."This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you."I have that feeling right now. And for anyone that's written about something they feel...
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U2 Albums, Ranked Properly
The decaying husk of Deadspin just released a garbage ranking of U2 albums in preparation of the release of Songs of Experience on December 1st. Please disregard it. Here is the correct list:1)...
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Breaking News: Curie Out as Tennessee Athletic Director
Tennessee Athletic Director Curie has been relieved of her duties. She has vowed to devote more time to scientific research.
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Governor X's Best of 2017
Look, none of you give a damn but I love a good year end list more than I should, so here are some Top 5 of 2017 lists for you. I'm old and don't actually go to the movies anymore.Top 5 2017 Movies I...
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TMS Improv with Bud Norris
Braves, err Dodgers, no wait, Cardinals (really?) pitcher Bud Norris (aka Nud Borris) loves him some lettuce. It's all he talks about. Ask the Atlanta or LA beat writers. They'll tell you. You could...
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TMS Investigates: Who Pooped in Vinnie Vincent's Tub?
Earlier this year, mad with power and Apple Music, I listened to the entire KISS catalog. I’d always liked a few songs, but never bothered to listen to the bulk of their music, but with easy access,...
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Nicholas Castellanos is Pretty OK
It's been a while but I thought I'd just pop on and say that Nicholas Castellanos is a pretty OK player. Also the return of Planters Cheez Balls has been a welcome surprise.
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A Corrected List of Current MLB Managers
Last night, the Padres hired a new manager. Some dopey kid, I dunno. No one cares. The real issue is that 1) I had no idea they had fired their old manager and 2) Bud Black hasn't been their manager...
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Top 5 Christmas Movies of 2019
A few years ago, a group of internet trolls got together at a Denny's and decided they were going to annoy everyone by saying Die Hard is a Christmas movie. Somehow this horseshit caught on and now...
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A Tuesday Afternoon Update from Bud Norris
Braves, err Dodgers, err Cardinals, wait no, apparently Phillies pitcher Bud Norris (aka Nud Borris) loves him some lettuce. It's all he talks about. Ask the Atlanta, LA, or St. Louis beat writers....
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The Real Reason There Will Be No 2020 Baseball Season
Because you touch yourself at night and you deserve nothing.
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Top 5 Thanksgiving Movies
The Top 5 Thanksgiving movies offered without further comment:1. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles2. The Ice Storm3. Scent of a Woman4. Dutch5. Die Hard
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TMS Reviews: Morgan Wallen's "Last Night"
I'd rather get ingested into a jet engine than listen to this again. Decline is a choice.
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